18May

Of Hats and Milk Fat

Andrew went to the store for some more dairy products, (He was making ice cream and my yogurt was on sale – looked like quite a milk fat binge!) My fridge looks like this:

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But the hum of the ice cream maker at work is music to my ears…

Andrew also brought me a stack of home decorating magazines. We’ve made an offer on a house that will need some work, although we don’t have a signed contract or anything, so it’s a bit premature. But a girl’s gotta make plans…

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The kids are enjoying the reprieve from having to keep the house so spiffy. I’m pretty sure the minute we had a signed contract one of them walked over to the couch with its multiple accent pillows and threw each and every one of them on the floor. They’ve stayed there for two days. I’m content to leave them for just a bit longer.

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They’re also still obsessed with Newsies. They know every word to all the songs and I am ridiculously proud, except for when they burst into song in a restaurant. And because I can’t help myself when it comes to encouraging their love of musicals, I bought the boys each a Newsies cap.

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It is taking everything in me not to buy one for Finn and stage a photo shoot. They’re ridiculously adorable.

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Ian has one, too, but he’s still sporting a black eye from earlier this week and would rather not be photographed. Instead, I leave you with this image, which only true Newsies afficianados will appreciate. Sam has been practicing the little jump at the very end of the movie when the credits roll. I think he’s about got it.

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Happy Friday, y’all. Celebrate with a Newsies kick, will ya?

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This Is What Progress Looks Like

I’m gonna catch you people up right quick because I can’t remember from one day to the next and I’ve got other stuff to talk about this week besides housework…

Remember my list? It’s almost all crossed off. Look.

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We flat worked our tails off last week. And then Gran and Pops came and we worked some more. We’ve still got a few major tasks ahead (the YARDWORK), but the house is mostly emptied of our clutter. These shelves are now in storage but we kept the yahoos inside of ‘em.

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The kids are holding up remarkably well. They help where they can. I discovered that Adam’s calling in life is to patiently untangle and sort all my jewelry. If you look closely, surely you can see his halo. It was the quietest hour he’s spent all week.

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I’ve been purging a lot of stuff. Any time anything turns up missing, the kids immediately accuse me of packing it. Even if I am falsely accused, I can’t blame them for wondering. I found this handy little app to help me deal with all of the art work I’m running across. It means I can take a picture of the art, label it by child and date, and save it to be printed later. Without actually having to keep everything. So I’ll never have to give up the memory of this version of the Wonderpets.

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The Artkive app is currently free. Go get it while it’s hot.

There’s painters in the house this week and more work to do, but sometimes a girl needs a little retail therapy. I squeezed in a quick visit to the Queen of Jeans, Rachel from Grasping For Objectivity. We found just the right pair of jeans to make even this mama look non-mom-jeanish. Highly recommend reading her treatsie on mom jeans or paying her a visit if you’re local. She hooked me up with some fayn-cee designer jeans for half the price. Thanks, Rachel! (Apologies for the butt-shot, but I owe it to Rachel after benefitting from all of her “research.”)

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We declared Sunday a true Sabbath and made sure we dedicated some time to just BE with the kids. We took them swimming. I think our “summer of the pool” was a success, don’t you?

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The house goes on the market this weekend and then we’ll all be counting down the days to end this summer, this school unit (because oh, yes ma’am, we’re still doing school), and the insanity of house prep with Our Ultimate Vitafam Beach Trip.

These days are sweet, y’all… They leave me breathless. But they’re sweet.

Come back next time, I’ve got a giveaway for you!

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The Brotherhood of the Traveling Helmet

So this guy turned seven yesterday.

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As is Vitafam tradition, you can read his birth story here. This story still catches in my throat a little to speak out loud, but reading it always fills me with gratefulness. And sometimes, if I’m lucky, Adam lets me give that tiny scar on his chest a kiss and I tell him how glad I am to have him.

Ahem. *pulling together the oozy-mommy-love-stuff*

For his birthday, Adam received, among other things, a football helmet. We’ve promised him a trip to a real live college football game this fall. He’s the kind of kid who has to process things, so we didn’t get much reaction at the time. But last night, when I went to give him one last kiss on his birthday, he was half asleep in his bed wearing his football helmet.

And then this morning, he wore it for chore time.

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He found it useful for handwriting.

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And he even gave his brother a little extra protection.

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Tonight before he went to bed, it was back in its rightful place.

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I could get used to this sort of safety force-field on my son. Now if I could just convince him to wear a helmet on a daily basis…

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How To Make A Shark Cake

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My new method for picking cakes is to get on pinterest. When a child gives me his choice for type of party, I start pinning. Then I show him the pins and he picks a cake or gives me an idea of what he REALLY wants his cake to look like. Often I’ve discovered we have very different visions.

Which is why I was surprised (but I shouldn’t have been) when Adam picked a cake that allowed you to put your hand down a shark’s gullet. It wasn’t on my top five list, but whatevs.

I tell you all of this so you know that I totally stole this idea from the Pinterest. No original thinking occurred in the making of this cake.

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Step One – Make teeth. I bought gum paste, rolled it out, and cut out diamonds. I didn’t stress too much about making them exactly the same size. Sharks aren’t big into orthodontics, I figured imperfection was more realistic. And easier. I did these a few days in advance so they were dried out and nice and sharp.

Step Two – Build a cake toilet bowl. That’s sort of what it started out as, anyway. Then I carved in some angles and it gave me the shape of the shark’s head. I have to tell you, this requires a lot of cake. I baked two 9 x 13 red velvet cakes. We made two more additional trips to the store to buy some loaf cakes of any flavor we could find. I think I used five extra loaves in all. Then I proceeded to carve most of the cake off, but in order to get the angles I needed, I had to start with tons of cake. You’ve been warned.

Just in case you need the details, the base of the cake is a board with a hole in it. I covered it with aluminum foil and stuck a long bag in the middle to make the shark’s throat. If we’re being honest here, it’s a hospital puke bag. The blue color was perfect and it was just the right size to hold lots and lots of “chum” or gummy worms, swedish fish, and sour octopi.

Step Three – Ice the red gums, then the white jaw, then the grey face. This requires a lot of cream cheese icing. I think I whipped up five batches of icing. Getting the right color was pretty easy, though. The trick to not mixing the icings was to do a crumb layer of each color and then put on a top layer with just a plastic knife. For some reason, that made the neatest covering.

The water effect around the shark was easily done with a thin layer of icing. I mixed some blue coloring into the white icing, but I didn’t stir it very well. This gave me different shades of blue, which worked nicely. And some blue sugar sprinkles are always in order.

Step Four – Add the teeth.

Step Four and a half – Fill the shark’s gullet with lots of gummy candy. We also untwirled twizzlers to make stringy wiggly bits mixed in with all the gummy fishes. Maybe they were algae, maybe they were tapeworms. Nobody cared.

We had a ridiculous amount of candy in the shark’s belly and it was ENTIRELY gone at the end of the party. I haven’t had a count from any parents on how many kids threw up when they got home, but I was very nervous that somebody was gonna need that puke bag before the end of the night.

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We used a blue sheet and some paper clips to cover up the shark gullet. It was important to keep it weighted properly since part of the cake board had to hang off the table and we knew kids would be touching and pulling on the cake. We put two 8 pound weights on the back of the board and that did the trick.

And that’s really it. It wasn’t the most difficult cake I’ve ever made, but it was certainly the most fun. So far…

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Epic Shark Party

Epic shark party? Check.

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I’ll tell you how I made the cake in another post, but here it is, my magnum opus.

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That was pretty much my contribution to the party. Andrew did the rest of the heavy lifting. He carved two watermelon sharks.

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Which then photobombed Adam. Or maybe he photobombed the watermelon? I can’t really tell.

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Andrew also made shark fins to stick in the bushes and some nifty “Shark Zone” signs when didn’t get photographed. Just trust me. It was cool.

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We filled the neighborhood pool with loved ones. Nobody was ever holding their own child. I love how our people love everybody else’s people.

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Best decision I made was to hire some extra eyeballs to hang out around the pool and monitor the drowning. This made the evening much more relaxing for everyone. Thanks Misses M and D!

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The birthday boy told us it was the “best party ever.” I think that means he liked it.

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Am so tired today my eyes are crossed. How was your weekend?

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Arms Up

So Friday…

We saw it on the calendar and realized it would be a logistical nightmare.

Ellen did ballet camp all week and had a recital mid-morning. We had to have her at camp by 9 am sharp. But before that, we discovered that Adam would need another trip to the pediatrician to check out his nasty cough. So we threw out our carefully crafted plan from the night before and Andrew jumped in the car to speed Ellen to church on time and Adam to the doctor.

We scored a win when Andrew arrived at camp precisely 15 minutes before 9 am. I scored a fail because I forgot to send her with her ballet shoes.

Once Ellen was safely delivered, Andrew took Adam on to the doctor while I sent the baby-sitter pleading texts to stop by Starbucks on her way to the house. Horrors, we were out of coffee. Even worse, I’d checked my email only to discover I was responsible for bringing some sort of finger food to Ellen’s recital.

It’s a good thing my morning protein bar was loaded with chocolate.

Once the baby-sitter arrived (Willa was potty training so she needed to stay close to a bathroom) and Finn was topped off, the twins and I went running, literally, through the grocery store in search of donut holes (at one end of the store) and baby formula (at the other end, as you would expect).

We paid and ran back to the van through the parking lot dropping receipts, bags, and loose change behind us.

As we went careening down the road to find Ellen, I took a deep breath.

I had a sudden desire to just raise both arms overhead and let the roller coaster scream on. I kept my hands at ten and two, I swear. But I felt that heady exhilaration you feel when you know you’re just barely in control and there’s nothing but a single bar keeping you from hurling into outer space.

Andrew called me to report that Adam would need a chest x-ray but the doctor said it was probably just asthma, as we suspected. They went in search of coffee and breakfast before heading to the recital to meet us. Once Andrew and I had exchanged all of the practicalities and had revamped our plan B to make it a plan B.2, we took a breath and started to giggle.

“Are you okay?”

“Yup, I’m okay.”

“I wouldn’t do this with anybody but you.”

“Exactly.”

It was nice to know he was in the seat beside me for this crazy ride. (Keep in mind, while he was doing all his chauffering, he was taking work calls and holding down a job.)

We arrived at the ballet camp in time for me to deliver Ellen’s shoes and then slather my much-neglected toes with nail polish before the recital.

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And then, oh, my baby girl. She just glowed with joy and pride.

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She didn’t care in the slightest if she was dancing the right move or how well she did. Once she realized she was the center of attention, she determined to revel in it all she could. I sat in the front row, faithfully videoing for the grandparents, and tried not to look weepy.

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We all tossed back a few donut holes and lemonade and sprinted for our cars. Andrew went off in search of prescriptions for Adam and I went to hunt down my baby at home for a feeding.

Then everybody swapped places, the babysitter put a sandwich in Adam’s hand, a brownie in mine, and off Adam and I went to the children’s hospital for a chest x-ray.

When we walked out of the x-ray room, I saw the thunderclouds billowing and realized we had to make a run for it. We sprinted through the deluge to the car, where I sat in traffic and storms for half an hour.

As I parked my “roller coaster” in the driveway, the clock on the dashboard read 1 pm.

Seemed impossible we’d done all that racing around in such a short amount of time. But there it was. The two hour nap I took later said I was tired, but it felt… it felt good. It was good stuff. Life stuff. Ordinary. Out of the ordinary. And all the stuff in between.

With a slice of insanity for good measure.

This week looks to be like a repeat of last week: Crazy topped with nuts. I’ve got my Plan A all typed up, double spaced, and printed.

It’ll be out the window by 9 am tomorrow, I guarantee it.

But I’m strapped down. And  I can hear the click, click, click as the coaster climbs that first big hill. My heart races just a little with anticipation. And I feel my arms start to rise…

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The Ordinary Extraordinary

with apologies to Heather of the EO for toying with her name…

Another week that has me spinning like a top. But it’s full of all sorts of good things. Things that seem like such ordinary rites of passage for kids are happening and they feel pretty extraordinary in all their ordinariness.

Ellen is taking a ballet camp. Her head may explode with happy.

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We have our first house pets (since Samson), although they’re really just house guests. We’re baby-sitting our neighbors’ fish. Hours of entertainment for my little people and I don’t have to clean the fish bowl? Yes, please.

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Ian showed off his mad cooking skillz and made pita pizzas for lunch one day. He’s gonna make a great daddy since he can make pizzas smile.

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Sam is on another Lego kick. They’ve all been “inventing” things this week as we’ve studied Robert Fulton and his inventions. This is Sam’s latest pirate ship.

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Finn tried out a bath in the big bathtub. He hated it. Lesson learned.

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I finally bit the bullet and began potty training Willa. I know it’s a bit late, but I’ve been busy. I’ve got an extra set of hands here to help me this week because I still wasn’t sure how to balance nursing and schooling with running to the potty every five minutes.

Best decision ever.

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My little pixie far exceeded my expectations and not only stayed mostly dry, she even TOLD me when she needed to go. And she did the “major business” in the potty tonight, too. She earned herself a Reese’s Cup.

Mira wasn’t too pleased to learn she couldn’t have the same candy as her sister. I told her when she pooped in the potty, she could have one, too. Which would explain this little episode in hilarity:

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It didn’t get the result she wanted, but it sure made me smile.

These are the things that make my head spin and my heart full this week. What sort of ordinaries feel extraordinary to you tonight?

p.s. I didn’t forget Adam. He’s been under the weather for awhile now and, sadly, mostly sits and coughs. Stupid asthma. But he’s got a birthday coming. And I’m in PARTY PLANNING MODE. Gonna be fun!!!

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Freaky (Blue) Friday

A few days ago a tiny package came in the mail. Andrew excitedly announced that it was for a sensory box for the kids. It was about a six inch package. Pardon me if I questioned him just a bit.

Inside were tee-tiny blue pellets. I don’t have a picture, so just trust me, they were small. Eight ounces small, to be exact. Florists use them to keep flowers wet in vases. They absorb water like WHOA.

We put them in a five-gallon bucket and poured water over them. The next morning, the bucket was filled to the brim with jelly-like beads.

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Weird, aren’t they? We poured them in our “sensory bin” that lives on the back porch. The kids could stick their hands in them (which is seriously freaky feeling), pour them, squeeze them. They will break, but they’re non-toxic, so it’s not a crisis. A good hosing down of our porch will take care of the broken ones. And as they dry up, we’ll add more water and they’ll revive.

They won’t last forever, but we’ll get some good fun out of them in the meantime. Like, play-all-day-on-the-porch sort of fun.

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Not bad for ten bucks!

Speaking of freaky blue things, I’ve been totally entertained by this Cookie Monster video on YouTube. (And the song is now STUCK LIKE GLUE in my head. “Chocolate pudding – doesn’t phase me – but you’ve got cookies – so share it maybe!”)

My kids find it hilarious and ask to watch it a lot. Finn was in my lap and was totally fascinated by the big blue puppet.  I think he fell in love. He squealed and yelled when Cookie Monster was on the screen. Andrew caught the last few squeals on video…

What about you? Did anything freak your freak this week?

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What Pirates Do

Adam is doing a science camp this week. It’s titled “Pirate Science.” I have no idea what this means or entails. So far, they’ve mostly done pirate related crafts.

Whatever, he’s thrilled to be doing a camp of his own.

Yesterday, as Andrew drove him downtown for his very first day of pirate camp Adam said, I can’t WAIT for pirate camp! I hope we get to swashbuckle!

Oh really?

Yep, we’ll need a sword and I hope they have a rope. You can’t swashbuckle without a rope.

Um, why?

Because you have to swing in on a rope and say ‘Arrrrrr’ with your sword for it to be a swashbuckle.

I guess he should know. He IS in pirate camp, after all.

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At Least They Do Their Fighting Outside of My Uterus Now

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Mama and Boys

I was in my room nursing Finn during the afternoon quiet time. The older kids are supposed to do their school work while the littles nap and I take a time-out. I had my door wide open to monitor them, so of course I heard the giggles and the snickers start and knew they were up to something. These snickers were quickly followed by the oofs and thuds as a full-on brawl broke out among the twins.

Then I heard a hit find its mark, a second of shocked surprise, and a wail soon followed. My boys aren’t cry babies, so they dried it up quickly and discussed it at higher and higher decibels until they came to me for a final ruling.

Ian complained first: “Sam hit me. I couldn’t understand what he was saying and when I didn’t answer him, he hit me.”

Sam piped in: “Why wasn’t he listening to me in the first place??? He heard me, I know he did. And besides, he hit me back. No really, ON my back. It hurts, Mommy!”

Apparently, Sam has some mouth sores that are causing him to talk a little funny. He asked Ian for the red crayon and Ian heard something about mayonnaise and their solution to this misunderstanding was to smack each other around a little.

I will never understand that part of the Y chromosome.

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Sam in a more sedate moment

I pointed out that they were BOTH in the wrong and unless they really wanted me to make a ruling on this dispute, they would be wise to run away.

They skittered out of my room before I was done talking and I cozied up to Finn and whispered, “You won’t EVER hit your brothers, right?”

He didn’t answer but kept right on eating. I think he’s bulking up so he can take on his brothers in a month or two.

Can you blame him?

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