24May

Mother’s Day Was Meant For Bacon And Muscle Relaxers

I didn’t realize until I went to put together a blog post that our weekend was so full. But that’s probably because I’m generally confused about what day it is and don’t always realize we’ve hit the weekend.

We spent Friday afternoon at the boys’ piano recital. I was a bit nervous because last year, Adam cried and pitched a fit and refused to play. This year, the crowd would be twice as big. He seemed fine about it, though, even cheerful. And he happily played his two pieces, his sweet little feet dangling off the piano bench in rhythm to his song. Such a difference a year makes!

What? Oh, stop it, I didn’t cry. I simply had damp oculars. I’m sure it was allergies.

IMG_7992We celebrated the event with popsicles and take-out dinner eaten on our patio. When I was a kid, my mom always wanted to eat outside and I never understood why when there was perfectly good air conditioning inside that door. But now I know: she didn’t want to clean up the floors after I ate.

Which is why this little moment made me particularly happy. Because at the end of a long week, we would throw all the plates in the trash and leave the crumbs to the critters who roam at night.

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On Saturday, we had Yard Work to do. With capital letters. Since Andrew chopped down a bunch of trees, we discovered that the difficulty doesn’t lie in knocking trees down, it’s what to do with them after. We now have more firewood than we could ever possibly use in five years and there are still 4 trees that need dissecting. Meanwhile, our yard is littered with sticks and stumps and sawdust, oh my!

So we tackled the sticks. The kids and I hauled a brush pile from one part of the yard to another part of the yard, which seems a little pointless unless you understand that the county law prohibits us from burning a brush pile until October and I wasn’t particularly pleased with the location of said brush pile and didn’t want to stare at it until fall.

So we moved it to another location where Andrew broke the limbs down into something that we can burn in our fire pit. And even if we eat roasted hot dogs and marshmallows every night this summer, we will still never burn all those branches.

Anyway, it would have helped if I had some sort of picture documentation so you could at least see a before and after, but I was too busy playing a giant game of Pick-Up Sticks.

At the end of the day, my back gave out and I spent the evening on some mighty fine pain-killers.

Mother’s Day morning, I got to sleep in, which was handy since I needed to sleep off the muscle relaxers. Only my back was no less angry, so I stayed in bed most of the day and, gasp, read a book! I also read to the kids, which is why the reading selection on my bed looked like this:

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I told Andrew the one thing I wanted for Mother’s day was to be completely free of responsibility for meals. I did not want to think about the question, “What are we gonna eat?”

Best. Present. Ever.

Andrew stepped up to the plate and hit a home run with homemade donuts for breakfast, a spinach salad with bacon vinaigrette for lunch, and Five Guys for dinner. And since he threw a salad in the mix, the other two meals don’t count, right?

IMG_8054We are home from church now and Andrew is whisking up the best chocolate mousse ever. I’ll show you how to make it soon. But first, I’m gonna eat some in the name of “research.”

I so enjoyed my people this weekend. They make every day, whether we’re schooling, celebrating, yard working, or eating, such an adventure.

IMG_8046I’d also like to take a minute to recognize this man, without whom I would never have received the title: Mother. Thanks for the Mother’s Day of my dreams, babe.

IMG_8053Finally, Happy Mother’s Day to women everywhere, because no matter where or who we are, we will always find somebody to nurture.

And glory to Him who sets the lonely in families. (Psalm 68:6)

 

 

 

 

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‘Round Here

Spring done sprung up ’round here in the last few weeks. As documented by the pollen-covered baby crawling around on my front porch.

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Said baby is right on the cusp of walking. He practices by pushing his brothers and sisters around the room. He grabs them by the waist and won’t let go until they hold his hands and help him “walk.” He’s quite the tyrant about it. Fortunately, they don’t mind too much, although Mira finds it difficult to get him off her back.

When the kids aren’t around, Finn practices with the kitchen trash can. The other day, I found it pushed into the master bathroom and then abandoned. Fortunately, Finn left his favorite ball carefully deposited inside so I knew who the culprit was.

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Many of you have nicely asked about the bees. I promise a full post is coming soon, but Andrew convinced me to visit them in their new hive. I got close enough to take this picture before squealing like a little girl and running away.

I did it all for you people.

Never doubt that you are loved, bloggy eyeballs.

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I’m slowly finding my footing here as we begin to claim “the new normal” after moving and a winter of sickness. I even hauled out my grain mill a few weekends ago and attempted bread. There’s no picture because it was my typical failure and because we ate it all.

However, one of my kitchen fortes is breakfast. The kids expect at least one “fancy” breakfast on the weekends. Andrew started this while I was on bed rest with Finn. He felt bad that the kids ate nothing but cereal all week so he treated them to donuts on Saturday. The kids decided this was a Scripturally mandated tradition that had to be carried on.

After a year and a half, we’re putting our foot down and wresting breakfast back from their sugar-filled paws. To appease them for our lack of runs to the donut store, I made homemade donuts. Sort of.

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They’re actually more like giant donut holes. Or donut muffins? I made them in muffin tins because I don’t have a fancy donut pan. I try to share my Saturday morning breakfasts with a recipe on Instagram, so you’re welcome to follow me there if you’re into lousy photos of breakfast.

When he’s not playing with bees or keeping us all in line, Andrew has been playing lumberjack. There are several trees that needed to come down on the property so he bought himself a chain saw and learned how to use it.

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Confession: I cried when this tree fell. I knew why it had to go (it’s five feet from our house and with the tornados we get, could easily fall on the kids’ bedrooms.) But I suddenly hated the backyard. I didn’t want it to change. I didn’t want the light to be different in my kitchen. I didn’t want to lose all the shade on the back porch.

And it struck me: this place feels like home now. It didn’t when we first moved in. It needed so much work, it was so unfamiliar. And there’s still much we need to and want to do.

But I’ve stood at my kitchen window every morning for five months now and watched the sun come over the trees in the backyard and it’s never failed to make me smile and worship my Creator. I’ve sat on the front porch with friends while we laughed and solved all the world’s problems. I’ve sipped coffee with Andrew on the porch swing and dreamed about all the “some days” while the kids play under the Japanese maple.

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We’ve all delighted in each new bloom or bud around here, like a present on Christmas morning. “Look! Jasmine!”

“Did you see the sweet william coming up in this patch?”

But jasmine and sweet william aren’t the only things growing these days.

We’re growing into our house, beginning to blossom under its eaves.

And it feels like home.

Even if it does come with a healthy dose of pollen…

 

 

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The Final Boxes

Well, we did it. We conquered the basement.

Have I told you about our scary basement? The basement itself wasn’t scary, honestly, it was the most un-scary basement of all the houses we looked at. But since the painters were still working hard when we moved in, the majority of our boxes and belongings were thrown into the basement to be sorted and put away later.

Then Sam and the gang made forts out of the boxes, unpacked things, moved them around, and generally set about making me think I was going insane. When a box says “Kitchen stuff” and then it holds one muffin tin full of oats, a pile of scarves, 8 books, and a shoe it sets my head spinning.

Eventually, we had to bar the kids from playing in the basement because inevitably every time they went down there the sounds of glass breaking punctuated their play.

But this was our weekend to conquer it all. Armed with a plan and full pot of coffee, we set about opening the last boxes, putting things on the shelves that line the room, and deciding what we could live without.

The kids were very helpful being our gophers. They were excited by the fact that when we finished, they’d get their favorite play room back.

And despite the multiple interruptions that punctuate a normal Saturday for us, by 9 pm, we could safely call it: Finished.

What would make me a good blogger is if I had a Before picture to show you. But I don’t. So imagine if you will this entire floor area covered in furniture, boxes, and kid-made blanket forts.

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This picture makes me laugh because somehow, unintentionally, I managed to photograph the room so you can’t see the GIGANTIC trash pile by the back door.

But we like to keep it real for you here, which is why it gives me pleasure to show you this;

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On the other side of the basement is a slightly more finished area. We’re hoping to add a ping-pong table soon, but for now one end holds Sam’s drums (oh, GLORY, I can’t hear him upstairs) and the other end holds our books.

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For being book people, it felt a little weird to put our books in the basement, but the upstairs is much cleaner and less cluttered feeling without them. I have the school books we need upstairs and everything else is ready and waiting for us downstairs. I even used a label-maker to keep it all organized. (All of my friends who know I’m allergic to label-makers just fell to the floor in a faint.)

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One last little thing to show you… Sitting downstairs, just waiting to be installed, are my double ovens. We are planning a kitchen remodel and these shiny beauties (purchased for a great price on Black Friday) are living in my basement until then.

I like to think they class up the joint.

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I go visit them often to stroke the shiny buttons and kiss them and call them “Precious.”

Exhausted but exhilarated from a good day’s work, Andrew and I sat on the couch and celebrated. “We did it! The very last box is unpacked!”

And then I walked into the school room this morning and found these:

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Cue sad trombones…

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Breaking In the New House

I was the last one to sit down for supper last night, which is how I had only taken one bite of my green beans when Mira threw up on the table.

Yep, my meal was over.

And if you’re keeping score, we’re doing our part to break-in the new house. Willa peed on the floor within ten minutes of moving in. That very same night, someone overflowed the potty. The kids have now thrown up on both levels of the house. We’ll have this place completely Vitafammed in no time.

Mira appeared to be fine this morning, but Adam joined Sam and Ian in the quarantine room. Not sure if we have mycoplasma or just a virus, but either way, our pharmacists are happy to know us this week.

My fellas spent the last two days holed up in their barely unpacked room. Yesterday, the poor dears didn’t have heat. We’ve rectified the situation with a temporary fix from the electrician although the boys barely noticed they were so busy playing with the iPad or being reunited with all the books we’ve had in storage for months.

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Meanwhile, downstairs, the Littles and I are dodging boxes and painters. They finished most of the work on the bedrooms today and are working on our main living area. Having a baby who crawls amidst paint cans, eats the painters’ putty, and pulls up on things makes this difficult.

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Consequently, we spent a lot of time hiding out in the girls’ room today. And I guess since the heat is on upstairs for the first time, the girls felt it was balmy enough to don swimsuits. They pretended they were “swimming.”

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This is the scene downstairs as I write tonight. I’m super excited to see the walls turning some other color than puke green.

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We’ve got enough puke around here without it.

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The Mystery Breakfast Adventure

This morning we told the kids to skip breakfast and just get dressed and ready to leave. That process still took an hour, but eventually we headed out on a “Mystery Breakfast Adventure.”

We didn’t tell them where we were going, just that breakfast would be served. We swung by Starbucks for some coffee for us and then picked up a few dozen doughnuts for the kids. And then we started driving.

A chorus of “Where are we going? What are we doing? When can we eat?” helped us down the road.

And as we pulled into a special driveway we announced (and by “we” I mean Andrew, because I was all choked up), “We thought you’d like to have breakfast on our new front porch.”

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And they did.

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(Our new house is already vacant and I cleared this little adventure with the realtor.) We wandered our four acres and enjoyed the morning sunlight from the almost-ours front porch.

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We tried to explain why we couldn’t move in today. Phrases like “pending home inspection” and “we don’t own it yet but they’ve promised to sell it to us” didn’t really compute. And since we don’t know our moving date, we weren’t exactly helpful in sorting it all out.

The kids ran wild while the sugar coursed through their veins. And I could let them be wild in this space. Which is pretty much the point of our purchase.

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I discovered the perfect little Garden Piglet and I knew this yard was meant for us.

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There’s still a few hurdles before we call this place home, but it was a great way to celebrate the end of one season with the kids (seriously, they’ve been such troopers with all the house showings) and to sit and dream of the beginning of another.

Well, some of us dreamed. Others were simply concerned with the immediate future of their breakfast…

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Praising God for miracles and houses beyond our wildest dreams today. What are you praising Him for???

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The Home Potty Advantage

We have a system now to prep the house for a showing. I start in a room, clean it, and ban all children from entering it. Then they ignore these rules and I walk back into the same room later and the covers are undone and there’s a plastic shark lying on the bed.

This is the system.

We had two showings this weekend. Andrew and I scurried to clean and the children ran behind us tossing books on the floor. Eventually one of us decided we were close enough to leaving that we could strap the kids in the car while we finished the last little things and picked up all the dang books and why is there water in the hallway and oh, did we flush all the potties, wait a minute, did Willa poop in here????

You must understand, one of my greatest fears in this whole process has been that recently-trained Willa would stealth poop in her little potty and I wouldn’t find it and we’d leave the house for a showing and scare off our buyers with little Willa droppings.

Seriously, it keeps me up at night.

Because she’s sneaky. She’s got a potty upstairs and a potty downstairs and just as sure as I’m breathing she’ll have to poop right before we show the house. Only she’ll do it in the potty I’ve already checked and then not tell me.

Once we came home after a showing and I discovered poop in her potty only to be relieved to learn that she’d made it in the house before me and immediately hit the head without my knowing it.

This little non-event has made me a crazy person.

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Willa playing ping-pong with a flipper. She slays me.

This was made all the more ironic when we were out  house hunting yesterday. We found a lovely home and the kids were running around oohing and aahing. Willa marched up to me and said, “I like this house, Mommy.”

“I’m so glad.”

“We can give our other house away now. That’d be okay.”

“I hope we can.”

She waggled her tiny finger in front of my face. “Only I don’t want NOBODY else pooping in my big girl potty.”

As a woman who has a preference for her home toilet, I can totally understand this.

Fortunately, Willa’s potty is portable, so we can bring it with us no matter where we end up.

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This Is What Progress Looks Like

I’m gonna catch you people up right quick because I can’t remember from one day to the next and I’ve got other stuff to talk about this week besides housework…

Remember my list? It’s almost all crossed off. Look.

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We flat worked our tails off last week. And then Gran and Pops came and we worked some more. We’ve still got a few major tasks ahead (the YARDWORK), but the house is mostly emptied of our clutter. These shelves are now in storage but we kept the yahoos inside of ‘em.

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The kids are holding up remarkably well. They help where they can. I discovered that Adam’s calling in life is to patiently untangle and sort all my jewelry. If you look closely, surely you can see his halo. It was the quietest hour he’s spent all week.

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I’ve been purging a lot of stuff. Any time anything turns up missing, the kids immediately accuse me of packing it. Even if I am falsely accused, I can’t blame them for wondering. I found this handy little app to help me deal with all of the art work I’m running across. It means I can take a picture of the art, label it by child and date, and save it to be printed later. Without actually having to keep everything. So I’ll never have to give up the memory of this version of the Wonderpets.

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The Artkive app is currently free. Go get it while it’s hot.

There’s painters in the house this week and more work to do, but sometimes a girl needs a little retail therapy. I squeezed in a quick visit to the Queen of Jeans, Rachel from Grasping For Objectivity. We found just the right pair of jeans to make even this mama look non-mom-jeanish. Highly recommend reading her treatsie on mom jeans or paying her a visit if you’re local. She hooked me up with some fayn-cee designer jeans for half the price. Thanks, Rachel! (Apologies for the butt-shot, but I owe it to Rachel after benefitting from all of her “research.”)

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We declared Sunday a true Sabbath and made sure we dedicated some time to just BE with the kids. We took them swimming. I think our “summer of the pool” was a success, don’t you?

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The house goes on the market this weekend and then we’ll all be counting down the days to end this summer, this school unit (because oh, yes ma’am, we’re still doing school), and the insanity of house prep with Our Ultimate Vitafam Beach Trip.

These days are sweet, y’all… They leave me breathless. But they’re sweet.

Come back next time, I’ve got a giveaway for you!

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This Is Me, Savoring…

Is everybody okay if I just make this a brain dump while I finish my coffee? It’s all I’ve got time for and I’m afraid this week will be lost forever if I don’t type something out.

We’re about halfway through the first part of our great adventure. With the exception of the master suite, the rest of the house has been purged, organized, and stored away. It feels like very tidy people moved in.

I don’t know who they are.

The kids are handling this really well. I’ve been careful not to take EVERYTHING off the walls until the very last minute, just so it doesn’t get totally depressing. They each got a box to pack up whatever they wanted to keep and I made myself not even look in the boxes before I sealed them. They got a small number of toys and books to keep out and the rest is stored away.

They’re playing better already. Isn’t that always the case?

We’ve almost filled up an entire 10 x 14 storage unit and I don’t know whether to be proud or really embarrassed. I console myself with the fact that we’ve sold or given away almost as much stuff as we’ve stored. Last night, Andrew went through the whole neighborhood adding a bag of trash to each neighbor’s can who wasn’t already full.

Desperate times…

We’re hiring a painter to come in and cover up some of the more obvious kid marks. Gran and Pops are on their way with a truck and trailer in tow. We’ll do a bunch of landscaping this weekend and we should be ready to go on the market next week. I can’t even think that far ahead.

Andrew and I are hard at work from 8 am until we call a halt at 10 pm. And then we break for ice cream. Finn eats again after that, so it’s midnight before we hit the hay. And then it’s back at it all over again the next day. And we’re still laughing.

I wouldn’t do this with anybody but him.

We wouldn’t be eating if it weren’t for the crockpot. I toss a bunch of ingredients in first thing in the morning so that by 5 pm, when I’m already WRUNG OUT, there’s something to consume. I have every intention of feeding the kids ice cream for lunch today. Just because I can.

Today I’m going to take a slightly slower pace, just to give the kids a break. They’re running through the house with swords, singing songs from Newsies at the top of their lungs. I couldn’t be more proud.

Something in me wants to savor every moment even as the rest of me says, “Keep moving or FALL OVER.”

Nice to know I can always count on being deeply conflicted. One last sip of coffee and then it’s up and at ‘em for me. But first I’m gonna hug this golden-haired girl who curled up next to me…

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Every Day’s a Party Here

Andrew was a Busy Beaver last week and made something like a dozen quarts of ice cream for a little shindig we had at the house on Friday.

Yea. We partied.

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Andrew wore himself SLAP OUT making yummy flavors like salted caramel, cheesecake, and roasted strawberry with buttermilk. Then he made chocolate, blueberry, and strawberry sauces. It was delicious. But more than that, he made me feel special. It was a great birthday.

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I’m glad we have these pictures of the party because the guests were barely out the door before we started tearing the house apart. We’ve decided to try to sell Casa de Vitafam. This is my list for next week:

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So if we’re scarce for the next few days, you know why. Fortunately, my friends gave me LOTS OF CHOCOLATE for my birthday, so I’m stocked up for the coming storm.

And if you know of anyone who needs a lovely, only “slightly” used home, we know of one for sale…

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How To Clean Your Closets

The current obsession at our house is Playmobil. More accurately, the obsession has to do with Acquiring More Stuff. Even as Andrew and I are simplifying and culling out toys, the kids are rabidly collecting pennies, coins, or bills to purchase their own Legos/Playmobil/Insert-small-item-that-hurts-my-feet-when-I-step-on-it-here.

We currently don’t have an allowance system, but we will let them do the odd job about the house and pay them for it. (See: the story of the most expensive sweet gum balls in the world.) Andrew and I ran out of ideas for jobs a few weeks ago and I guess we were hoping they’d forget. They probably would have, too, since they really don’t enjoy the sort of jobs we think up.

Sadly, somebody showed them we can order stuff online, even toys that Wal-Mart doesn’t have. Even better, We have Amazon Prime. In the time it normally takes them to convince us to drive them to the store, they could have the toy of their choice delivered to the front door. Sam got excited about the possibilities and determined he was actually willing to work for some money.

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First, he approached me with an idea. He offered to clean up the laundry room (which also doubles as the girls’ closet) for just a dollar… maybe two dollars. I told him I would guarantee him one dollar and if he did a good job, I would pay more. Like a tip. BINGO. In half an hour, he’d organized the girls’ clothing bins (Ellen helped him a bit) and tidied up the floor of my ever-piled-high laundry room.

I paid him two dollars.

I think we both won.

A frenzy of closet cleaning began. Sam organized the shoe closet. Adam did the linen closet downstairs. Sam picked up my bedroom floor and vacuumed it. Sam actually offered to clean the disaster that is MY closet, but since every morning is a Postpartum Clothing Crisis right now, I’m even scared to tackle that disaster zone. I spared him the agony.

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This IS an improvement. The "before" picture is horrific.

We agreed on a minimum price beforehand and then I paid more if the job was exceptional. Sam wanted to clean his own closet (shared with his brothers.) I told him I wouldn’t pay as much since he was partly responsible for that closet on a normal basis. He agreed, mostly because he only needed 75 more cents to reach his goal.

Since Monday, I have ordered no less than four tiny Playmobil sets from Amazon. Sadly, we couldn’t use our Prime benefits for any of them and the boys had to pay shipping and now must wait THREE TO FIVE VERY LONG BUSINESS DAYS before their toys arrive.

I’m not sure who is more ready to see those little boxes on the doorstep. I’ve heard about nothing else but their plans for their toys, how they will use them, which one is the bad guy, who is on what team, and why the gold sword will be far superior to the silver sword.

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But I’m secretly proud of them, too. They’ve shown initiative. They didn’t quit because the job was distasteful. And they will get to reap the reward of their work.

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Ian earned just enough for his toy and then quit. He'd rather read than work. I'm with him.

And maybe some day, they’ll quit robbing the washing machine of all its spare change. Everybody knows that washing machine change belongs to the person who DOES the laundry. How else can I afford my chocolate habit???

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